If it doesn't get all over the place...

This may not be the first hunk of beef you've had in your mouth Audrina but let's be honest, we all know you didn't eat a single bite of this six dollar burger. In fact, we know you don't eat at all. It's never a good sign when they strategically have you facing away from the camera throwing your plastic cans in the air (which is obviously how everyone eats a burger) but honestly that's not even the most unbelieveable part. We guess this is one way to make Justin Bobby ride into the sunset on his motorcycle in tears but Carl's Jr., seriously? Maybe not the wisest career move. There's a plate of grapes and crushed ice waiting for you at home. We're just saying.