Thursday, June 11, 2009

It's Britney Bitch

Single men are mourning everywhere, and we can't blame them. The fishnet-stocking, cowboy-boots sporting singer is dating her agent, and people are calling it 'the best thing that ever happened to her'. Oh snap, K-Fed, that must hurt your popozao. How can anyone be better than ex-manager/drug dealer Sam Lufti? Baffling. This guy must be SUCH a catch. And boys, if you really have your heart-broken, rest assured; Paris is back on the market. Bam! We're just saying.

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