Let's get this straight sticky fingers Lohan, not only do you drink and drive, stalk your ex gf, and do loads of drugs all while managing to not eat, now you steal? Sure you haven't done anything positive/successful for your career in years, but do you really think stealing is the way to get yourself back on top? This isn't Claire's accessories, walking out with $400,000 in Dior jewlery from an Elle Magazine shoot does not go unnoticed. And let's be honest, that diamond encrusted skull ring you buy Sam Ro isn't going to mean as much if it's bought with dirty money. Now go make a peanut butter and jelly sandwich, reconsider snorting that line and pull yourself together LiLo; you are officially in over your head. We're just saying.
Tuesday, June 16, 2009
LiLo the Clepto
Let's get this straight sticky fingers Lohan, not only do you drink and drive, stalk your ex gf, and do loads of drugs all while managing to not eat, now you steal? Sure you haven't done anything positive/successful for your career in years, but do you really think stealing is the way to get yourself back on top? This isn't Claire's accessories, walking out with $400,000 in Dior jewlery from an Elle Magazine shoot does not go unnoticed. And let's be honest, that diamond encrusted skull ring you buy Sam Ro isn't going to mean as much if it's bought with dirty money. Now go make a peanut butter and jelly sandwich, reconsider snorting that line and pull yourself together LiLo; you are officially in over your head. We're just saying.
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