Tuesday, June 16, 2009

One Night in Paris

When we first heard about you chasing after the prostitute-loving Cristiano Ronaldo, we wrote it off as a rumor. It hadn't even been 24 hours since your split with the man you claimed was going to be your husband. While we admire your ability to move on quickly, we don't know Paris, take a break, do something productive, schedule a gynecologist appointment. We're just saying.

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